Thank You, Jesus! (Warning: sarcasm included)

Thank you, Jesus, for being born
So that we can honk the horn
And tell the people what is right
What is black and what is white

Thank you for forgiving us
And thank you for giving us
The wisdom of human categorisation
According to religious affiliation

Thank you for your virgin birth
As the Son of the Father on this manly earth
For wearing the crown of the male gender
So that the female may surrender

Thank you for coming to our salvation
Keeping us away from the abomination
Of accepting the gays and lesbians
And all kinds of gender freaks and barbarians

Thank you for your human birth
And making us your chosen ones on earth
For your forgiveness we always pray
We blame the people for their sinful way

Thank you, Jesus, for being born
And kindly choosing to die and mourn
So that we can lick your wounds
While the others go to hell from their tombs

Thank you, Jesus!