United States of Shame

United States of Shame
You fucked your fame
Don't expect
Much respect
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Russia in Ukraine

Russia is insane
To occupy Ukraine
What a pain
All in vain
Please, no war
No more

Like a dog in heat
Russia is after meat
So it's taking a leak
In Ukraine this week
To mark its power
With a golden shower

May the Gay Marry

Venezuela is bleeding in flames

In Ukraine, it's the same

Finland still debates
Whether gay marriage is a shame

Congratulations to the United States

It went as I hoped and believed
And the world is relieved
The world congratulates
The United States

New York in Fear

New York is in fear
When Sandy is near
Oh shit!
Will it hit?

Pekka Haavisto

Thank you, Pekka, for making us proud
Proud of what we are and what we can do
Thank you for your inspiration and contribution
To making Finland a better place to live
To build a better world
There are no losers in this election
You made us the winners
You made us proud

Our Structures Aren't Like Dreams

Man is a genius
Smart and ingenious
The carbon cycle we know
And the plate movement below
This maintains life
No surprise

The globe was not designed, in fact
To keep our constructions intact
Our structures aren't like dreams
They don't last, it seems
We don't have the luxury
To get away without some injury

And now man, this genius
Gets smart and ingenious
Building nuclear power plants
Vulnerable like hills of ants
When nature shows its might
We have lost the fight

Strength to Japan

I wish strength to every woman and man
In Japan

Nokia Is Explaining

Nokia's fame
Turns into losing the game
Nokia is explaining
While others are reigning
Too bad for us Finns
But someone else wins

Africa, America, Australia

Egypt and Yemen are roaring

Dissatisfaction is soaring
Do the presidents derive their inspiration

From power or the nation?

Snow is paralyzing the United States
From Texas through Midwest to Main
Cyclone Yasi is destroying a large area
Down under in Australia

Three A's are trapped
They may soon be strapped
Invincible is nature
Explosive like human nature

Long Live Democracy

Long live democracy
Die hypocrisy
And autocracy

Snow-How

Yes, we know
How to handle snow
That's the way to go

The Wall Street Journal Online

Life in an Arsenic Lake

NASA found life in an arsenic lake
A bacteria with alien type of DNA

Ash Cloud

In the news, I found out:
No more ash cloud ☁
But a new cloud
Will soon be around
In Iceland, any time now
Lava may come out

Ashes Fill the Sky

The volcano celebrates
Aviation hits the brakes
Don't fly
Ashes fill the sky

Russia Won

Russia won

It was number one

Not only on ice

But its music was nice

Eurovision Song Contest

Tonight my context

Is the Eurovision song contest

I'm watching it with my friends

Until the show ends

Another Semifinal

Another Eurovision semifinal tonight

Is on television in my sight

With all the music and light

Eurovision Semifinals

Tonight in the Eurovision semifinals

There will be many rivals

Good luck to Finland's Teräsbetoni

From me and my friend Toni

To the Boat on the Sea

To the boat on the sea

This is the plea

There is a need

To reduce your size and speed

To save the environment

To reduce the detriment