I Don't Need Facebook to Hook Up

My Facebook account was useless

With all its nuisance

I found it rather lifeless

Now I couldn't care less

"Send SMS" sent me spam

They took my address from Facebook, damn!

Their illegal solicitation

Had a link to a stupid Facebook application

I kissed the whole Facebook goodbye

I'm no longer their guy

I will cherish my friendships elsewhere

I don't need Facebook to hook up anywhere

Facebook records your information

Even after account cancellation

I made sure my data was deleted

Before my cancellation was completed